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i have a stats exam today so me and my friend (we’ll call him O) decide to go uni yesterday and study as much as possible, after a bunch of procrastination we made a huge breakthrough and a lot of the stuff we didn’t get at first, finally clicked, me being an idiot so happy, i decide to send it to the class groupchat
now i get this is completely my fault, but after failing the coursework on this module and feeling somewhat prepared to get a decent mark on the exam today, i thought it would be a good idea to spit it in everyone’s face
anyways, two minutes past, we’re still procrastinating and i get a message from one of the girls, she asks me how to do a part of the question we got right
FUCKERRR NOOO!!!! i’m usually a generous person but this girl been giving the whole groupchat consistent heart attacks for her fuckups throughout the entire year, of course i wasn’t gonna tell her
so i do the most logical thing to do, procrastinate a response, i told her to wait till me and O get home where we can explain it better, she agrees because she wants to procrastinate the work too
fast forward again but three hours after, she messaged me and fucking O as well, we’re flabbergasted, no shame whatsoever, so i do the second most logical thing to do, i tell her a part of the answer that gives the least marks
because, well, if i’m being completely honest, me and O know fuck all about the exam, we were struggling on the first question of the example exam so we knew if she gets past the first part of the real exam and gets to the part where the big marks are, and she uses our work, she’ll essentially be using our hard work to gain marks whilst we’re still suffering on the first question
eventually i slowly and explain shit to her in the vaguest way to throw her off and make her feel done with me (basically make her believe i’m dumb)
then she says this…
SHE SAYS MY ANSWER IS FUCKING INCORRECT????!!!!!
i decided to ask the smartest girl in our class and she said we did it perfectly
so i tell the other girl this
AND SHE HAS THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO SAY ITS RIGHT AFTER I TELL HER ITS RIGHT… AND THEN ASKS ME HOW TO DO THEM!?!?!?
i ended up telling her to come to the library and revise tomorrow
me and O are trying to figure out how to tell her what not to do so we can do what we are meant to do for a good mark
any advice fellas?
@Michael Myers @NumbThePain @emeraldglass @Sny @Crisick @ascension @TechnoBoss
now i get this is completely my fault, but after failing the coursework on this module and feeling somewhat prepared to get a decent mark on the exam today, i thought it would be a good idea to spit it in everyone’s face
anyways, two minutes past, we’re still procrastinating and i get a message from one of the girls, she asks me how to do a part of the question we got right
FUCKERRR NOOO!!!! i’m usually a generous person but this girl been giving the whole groupchat consistent heart attacks for her fuckups throughout the entire year, of course i wasn’t gonna tell her
so i do the most logical thing to do, procrastinate a response, i told her to wait till me and O get home where we can explain it better, she agrees because she wants to procrastinate the work too
fast forward again but three hours after, she messaged me and fucking O as well, we’re flabbergasted, no shame whatsoever, so i do the second most logical thing to do, i tell her a part of the answer that gives the least marks
because, well, if i’m being completely honest, me and O know fuck all about the exam, we were struggling on the first question of the example exam so we knew if she gets past the first part of the real exam and gets to the part where the big marks are, and she uses our work, she’ll essentially be using our hard work to gain marks whilst we’re still suffering on the first question
eventually i slowly and explain shit to her in the vaguest way to throw her off and make her feel done with me (basically make her believe i’m dumb)
then she says this…
SHE SAYS MY ANSWER IS FUCKING INCORRECT????!!!!!
i decided to ask the smartest girl in our class and she said we did it perfectly
so i tell the other girl this
AND SHE HAS THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO SAY ITS RIGHT AFTER I TELL HER ITS RIGHT… AND THEN ASKS ME HOW TO DO THEM!?!?!?
i ended up telling her to come to the library and revise tomorrow
me and O are trying to figure out how to tell her what not to do so we can do what we are meant to do for a good mark
any advice fellas?
@Michael Myers @NumbThePain @emeraldglass @Sny @Crisick @ascension @TechnoBoss