CarrotMaxxer
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Ok now that the mods are gone
I have a few ideas on how we are gonna get @ascension unbanned
Sum music to get you guys in the zone and ready for battle:
Oh shit wrong one
Option 1: Guns Blazing
We needs all hands on deck for this one
its the riskiest, but also our best shot at bringing ascension back
Here's the plan:
(dont scroll yet, wait for the beat drop)
WE ALL POST GAY PORN!!
The mods cant ban all of us
then they wouldn't have power over anyone
This is important, because why else would you be a mod on .org? Obviously you want to exert power on us subhumans
All of the posts must relate to unbanning ascension, but give it a random title so they mods will assume its just a regular .org post
If this idea doesn't sound very promising, we always have:
Option 2: Shameless begging
We keep pestering the mods until they unban him
Flooding their inboxes with messages regarding ascensions unban will prevent them from seeing important messages regarding their moderation?? (I have no fucking clue what mods do other than warn me for shitposting)
If that doesn't work, we could always go with:
Option 3: We all stop posting
(This one is so insanely stupid that it might actually work)
Nobody posts from this point onwards
The mods dont have anything better to do than moderate an incel website
Having nobody to moderate would eat them alive
LIVE REACTION OF THE MODS AFTER REALIZING THEY CANT BAN USERS IF THEY DONT POST ANYTHING
Post other methods in the replies below
We must all band together against the common enemy... the dalit- oops I mean the moderators
THE MODS MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE, BUT THEY WILL NOT WIN THE WAR!
@coispet
Dont come to school tomorrow kid
Things might get messy
I have a few ideas on how we are gonna get @ascension unbanned
Sum music to get you guys in the zone and ready for battle:
Oh shit wrong one
Option 1: Guns Blazing
We needs all hands on deck for this one
its the riskiest, but also our best shot at bringing ascension back
Here's the plan:
(dont scroll yet, wait for the beat drop)
WE ALL POST GAY PORN!!
The mods cant ban all of us
then they wouldn't have power over anyone
This is important, because why else would you be a mod on .org? Obviously you want to exert power on us subhumans
All of the posts must relate to unbanning ascension, but give it a random title so they mods will assume its just a regular .org post
If this idea doesn't sound very promising, we always have:
Option 2: Shameless begging
We keep pestering the mods until they unban him
Flooding their inboxes with messages regarding ascensions unban will prevent them from seeing important messages regarding their moderation?? (I have no fucking clue what mods do other than warn me for shitposting)
If that doesn't work, we could always go with:
Option 3: We all stop posting
(This one is so insanely stupid that it might actually work)
Nobody posts from this point onwards
The mods dont have anything better to do than moderate an incel website
Having nobody to moderate would eat them alive
LIVE REACTION OF THE MODS AFTER REALIZING THEY CANT BAN USERS IF THEY DONT POST ANYTHING
Post other methods in the replies below
We must all band together against the common enemy... the dalit- oops I mean the moderators
THE MODS MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE, BUT THEY WILL NOT WIN THE WAR!
@coispet
Dont come to school tomorrow kid
Things might get messy
