found the best summer job with no experience needed (UScels)

[NorwoodAscender]

be a fucking merchandiser at a large size company.

i just got got a job offer from a large company and i’m going to be getting $23 an hour plus way overpriced mileage reimbursements ($.67 a mile) (the mileage reimbursement alone is going to net me around 6-8k alone this summer if gas prices stay where they are)

if u REALLY wanted to capitalize on the mileage reimbursement trade ur fucking car in for a prius or other toyota that gets 45+ mpg. the 8k i’m going to be making alone in THREE MONTHS from gas is with my car getting 22 mpg. couldn’t even imagine how much u could net with 40+ mpg.

They also let u work up to 60 fucking hours a week. With time and a half after 40 obviously. So the amount i’m gonna get before taxes salary alone is going to be.

$24,000

plus the 8k i’m going to make from the gas

This SUMMER alone i will make ~$30,000 for literally stocking shelves and autistically starring at women in walmarts and other stores
trying to get IOIs.

THINK OF THE GOD DAMN SURGERIES

the interview was actually surprisingly hard tho, they ask a lot of situational questions like “name a time you were a leader, or creative”

just be prepared

just realized u could actually make a living and net close to 100k a year if u do this for a full year and not just a summer like me


Tagging Bhais:
@Clavicular @dragomaxxer

 

[Azonin]

Job interviews be like: Shut the fuck up and give me money so i can ascend

 

[nope]

Good thread

 

[NorwoodAscender]

Job interviews be like: Shut the fuck up and give me money so i can ascend

if ur attractive and getting interviewed by a women you could call her mother a whore and still get the job

 

[Azonin]

if ur attractive and getting interviewed by a women you could call her mother a whore and still get the job

Cant relate

 

[<6PSLcel]

life on easy mode in america, u literally cannot lose,, FUCK

 

[NorwoodAscender]

Cant relate

me neither but i’m just saying it’s something to work towards

 

[Azonin]

me neither but i’m just saying it’s something to work towards

she will see you as submissive being poor is a massive turn off to women

 

[NorwoodAscender]

life on easy mode in america, u literally cannot lose,, FUCK

people still find ways to do tho somehow. opportunities literally everywhere but they decide to just LDAR

 

[<6PSLcel]

people still find ways to do tho somehow. opportunities literally everywhere but they decide to just LDAR

only thing i have left in mind is to become a security guard

 

[NorwoodAscender]

only thing i have left in mind is to become a security guard

would be ideal if u could find one with a decent salary, all security guards i come across are just always on their phone and occasionally look up at the cameras

 

[<6PSLcel]

would be ideal if u could find one with a decent salary, all security guards i come across are just always on their phone and occasionally look up at the cameras

ye that's the goal, gonna abuse nic pouches and try work 60 hours per week, i need rhino asap bro

 

[NorwoodAscender]

ye that's the goal, gonna abuse nic pouches and try work 60 hours per week, i need rhino asap bro

u could spend some of that 60 hours ur on the clock learning day trading, or some online money-making shit that’s probably cope but u could get lucky, like affiliate marketing, etc.

 

[shr]

Decent features, unfortunate pheno

 

[<6PSLcel]

u could spend some of that 60 hours ur on the clock learning day trading, or some online money-making shit that’s probably cope but u could get lucky, like affiliate marketing, etc.

yeah we will see how it plays out, but man the wages here in general are fucking dog shit, even poland is gonna overtake the uk in gdp soon

 

[NorwoodAscender]

Decent features, unfortunate pheno

what in the everloving fuck are u babbling about

 

[Subhuman232]

u could spend some of that 60 hours ur on the clock learning day trading, or some online money-making shit that’s probably cope but u could get lucky, like affiliate marketing, etc.

true, but there's so much competition, every third world people from the slums are doing this online shit like everything, most are indians and africans as well, it's hard to get lucky

a job in a 1st world country+ business in the future really is the best + stable

 

[NorwoodAscender]

a job in a 1st world country+ business in the future really is the best + stable

agreed

 

[WatermelonLover]

I thought you were norwegian because of your name

 

[silencio]

I thought you were norwegian because of your name

Norwood and norwegia has nothing to do with eachother

 

[Clavicular]

be a fucking merchandiser at a large size company.

i just got got a job offer from a large company and i’m going to be getting $23 an hour plus way overpriced mileage reimbursements ($.67 a mile) (the mileage reimbursement alone is going to net me around 6-8k alone this summer if gas prices stay where they are)

if u REALLY wanted to capitalize on the mileage reimbursement trade ur fucking car in for a prius or other toyota that gets 45+ mpg. the 8k i’m going to be making alone in THREE MONTHS from gas is with my car getting 22 mpg. couldn’t even imagine how much u could net with 40+ mpg.

They also let u work up to 60 fucking hours a week. With time and a half after 40 obviously. So the amount i’m gonna get before taxes salary alone is going to be.

$24,000

plus the 8k i’m going to make from the gas

This SUMMER alone i will make ~$30,000 for literally stocking shelves and autistically starring at women in walmarts and other stores
trying to get IOIs.

THINK OF THE GOD DAMN SURGERIES

the interview was actually surprisingly hard tho, they ask a lot of situational questions like “name a time you were a leader, or creative”

just be prepared

just realized u could actually make a living and net close to 100k a year if u do this for a full year and not just a summer like me


Tagging Bhais:
@Clavicular @dragomaxxer

Dude what do u have to do tho? 23 an hour is good but u can make way more at a restaurant serving tables. Could easily make 700$ in 6 hours on a busy day where i work

 

[Timmy]

be a fucking merchandiser at a large size company.

i just got got a job offer from a large company and i’m going to be getting $23 an hour plus way overpriced mileage reimbursements ($.67 a mile) (the mileage reimbursement alone is going to net me around 6-8k alone this summer if gas prices stay where they are)

if u REALLY wanted to capitalize on the mileage reimbursement trade ur fucking car in for a prius or other toyota that gets 45+ mpg. the 8k i’m going to be making alone in THREE MONTHS from gas is with my car getting 22 mpg. couldn’t even imagine how much u could net with 40+ mpg.

They also let u work up to 60 fucking hours a week. With time and a half after 40 obviously. So the amount i’m gonna get before taxes salary alone is going to be.

$24,000

plus the 8k i’m going to make from the gas

This SUMMER alone i will make ~$30,000 for literally stocking shelves and autistically starring at women in walmarts and other stores
trying to get IOIs.

THINK OF THE GOD DAMN SURGERIES

the interview was actually surprisingly hard tho, they ask a lot of situational questions like “name a time you were a leader, or creative”

just be prepared

just realized u could actually make a living and net close to 100k a year if u do this for a full year and not just a summer like me


Tagging Bhais:
@Clavicular @dragomaxxer

What is this guy evn tlking abtt, wooooooo taxes summer job bhaiii ahahahahahahahaha

 

[NorwoodAscender]

Dude what do u have to do tho? 23 an hour is good but u can make way more at a restaurant serving tables. Could easily make 700$ in 6 hours on a busy day where i work

drive to store—-> go to back of store—-> find the product of the company i’m working at—-> put on shelves—->drive to another store

 

[BootySniffer69]

Fire bhai, I didn't know you were in the U.S

 

[NorwoodAscender]

Could easily make 700$ in 6 hours on a busy day where i work

not an option for me i don’t live in a big ass city like u. would 100% do that if i did tho

 

[NorwoodAscender]

What is this guy evn tlking abtt, wooooooo taxes summer job bhaiii ahahahahahahahaha

please, for everyone’s sanity, take ur ass back to off-topic

 

[Clavicular]

drive to store—-> go to back of store—-> find the product of the company i’m working at—-> put on shelves—->drive to another store

Giga easy

 

[rand anon]

the interview was actually surprisingly hard tho, they ask a lot of situational questions like “name a time you were a leader, or creative”

just be prepared

ober

I'll prob just go back to the amazon warehouse I worked at last yr this summer

 

[NorwoodAscender]

ober

I'll prob just go back to the amazon warehouse I worked at last yr this summer

i think it was just because the company i was working at tho. they have a reputation of tough interviews. the guy didn’t even want to ask them he was just reading off a sheet of paper.

also i recommend glassdoor, it pretty much tells u all of the interview questions they will ask so u can memorize them

 

[NorwoodAscender]

Giga easy

ye no stress at all like being a waiter would. they are definitely overpaying for what the job requires jfl

 

[Clavicular]

ye no stress at all like being a waiter would. they are definitely overpaying for what the job requires jfl

Dude, idea. Get illegal immigrants to do it for u for 10$ an hour

 

[Danish_Retard]

There is nothing more pathetic than a poor american, how you can be born there and be poor is beyond me. No taxes, high paying jobs to anyone willing to work for them...

 

[NorwoodAscender]

Dude, idea. Get illegal immigrants to do it for u for 10$ an hour

mirin iq, going to apply to every merchandiser position in the state.

 

[Clavicular]

mirin iq, going to apply to every merchandiser position in the state.

Basically an iteration of the indian method

 

[Timmy]

please, for everyone’s sanity, take ur ass back to off-topic

Pfff whaaa? You feel me or smth or like WOO HOOO….. ugh

 

[gigell]

You in Us ?

 

[NorwoodAscender]

You in Us ?

ye

 

[gigell]

ye

Easy to make money there

 

[0S4MA]

There are jobs like this similar in my country

to bad its Canada and nobody wants to hire anyone but indians and everyone else cant get a job

 

[futureashtray]

be a fucking merchandiser at a large size company.

i just got got a job offer from a large company and i’m going to be getting $23 an hour plus way overpriced mileage reimbursements ($.67 a mile) (the mileage reimbursement alone is going to net me around 6-8k alone this summer if gas prices stay where they are)

if u REALLY wanted to capitalize on the mileage reimbursement trade ur fucking car in for a prius or other toyota that gets 45+ mpg. the 8k i’m going to be making alone in THREE MONTHS from gas is with my car getting 22 mpg. couldn’t even imagine how much u could net with 40+ mpg.

They also let u work up to 60 fucking hours a week. With time and a half after 40 obviously. So the amount i’m gonna get before taxes salary alone is going to be.

$24,000

plus the 8k i’m going to make from the gas

This SUMMER alone i will make ~$30,000 for literally stocking shelves and autistically starring at women in walmarts and other stores
trying to get IOIs.

THINK OF THE GOD DAMN SURGERIES

the interview was actually surprisingly hard tho, they ask a lot of situational questions like “name a time you were a leader, or creative”

just be prepared

just realized u could actually make a living and net close to 100k a year if u do this for a full year and not just a summer like me


Tagging Bhais:
@Clavicular @dragomaxxer

my uncle does this job. he says it’s so dreadful but makes good money

 

[fl0w]

good thread

 

[dragomaxxer]

be a fucking merchandiser at a large size company.

i just got got a job offer from a large company and i’m going to be getting $23 an hour plus way overpriced mileage reimbursements ($.67 a mile) (the mileage reimbursement alone is going to net me around 6-8k alone this summer if gas prices stay where they are)

if u REALLY wanted to capitalize on the mileage reimbursement trade ur fucking car in for a prius or other toyota that gets 45+ mpg. the 8k i’m going to be making alone in THREE MONTHS from gas is with my car getting 22 mpg. couldn’t even imagine how much u could net with 40+ mpg.

They also let u work up to 60 fucking hours a week. With time and a half after 40 obviously. So the amount i’m gonna get before taxes salary alone is going to be.

$24,000

plus the 8k i’m going to make from the gas

This SUMMER alone i will make ~$30,000 for literally stocking shelves and autistically starring at women in walmarts and other stores
trying to get IOIs.

THINK OF THE GOD DAMN SURGERIES

the interview was actually surprisingly hard tho, they ask a lot of situational questions like “name a time you were a leader, or creative”

just be prepared

just realized u could actually make a living and net close to 100k a year if u do this for a full year and not just a summer like me


Tagging Bhais:
@Clavicular @dragomaxxer

WTF this is insane, im gonna snap you later about this for more details. Ive been looking for jobs this summer too but this mogs all of the ones ive seen so fucking hard

bro gonna be making 6 figures if he goes full time