For all autists, this is peak male SMV

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I was scrolling through IG explore and this dude popped up
Tristan Tate
6'3, built like a tank, ideal coloring, above average face, dressed like a MAN, moneymaxxed and statusmaxxed.
If you don't think this guy has peak SMV, keep your PSL retardation to yourself.
Keep thinking hollow cheeks and cringe fringe haircuts are going to make a difference in your SMV.
This type of guy has immense presence in real life, you're literally just kids who haven't grown up yet and have been brainrotted by autistic forums.
 

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peak smv for 40 yo roasties? no shit bro
 
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I was scrolling through IG explore and this dude popped up
Tristan Tate
6'3, built like a tank, ideal coloring, above average face, dressed like a MAN, moneymaxxed and statusmaxxed.
If you don't think this guy has peak SMV, keep your PSL retardation to yourself.
Keep thinking hollow cheeks and cringe fringe haircuts are going to make a difference in your SMV.
This type of guy has immense presence in real life, you're literally just kids who haven't grown up yet and have been brainrotted by autistic forums.
Gotta agree
 
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water + you're the one scrolling ig explore boyo pipe the fuck down
 
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blowing bubbles on it atp
 
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Ronaldo is peak SMV
 
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Peak SMV for Eastern European women fleeing war
 
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He wrote an interesting book chronicling his slays. Claims to have fucked over 1000 women
 
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water + you're the one scrolling ig explore boyo pipe the fuck down
lol god forbid a man scrolls on ig a bit.
At least Im not on tiktok
 
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was 10 years ago maybe
Still SMV mogs most of the planet besides maybe very few select individuals. Tristan tate? really? nobody besides manosphere/redpill kids even know who the fuck this guy is. He's just known as andrew tates brother, that's it. Objectively his body/height carries him, his lower 3rd is recessed, he's balding badly.
 
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I was scrolling through IG explore and this dude popped up
Tristan Tate
6'3, built like a tank, ideal coloring, above average face, dressed like a MAN, moneymaxxed and statusmaxxed.
If you don't think this guy has peak SMV, keep your PSL retardation to yourself.
Keep thinking hollow cheeks and cringe fringe haircuts are going to make a difference in your SMV.
This type of guy has immense presence in real life, you're literally just kids who haven't grown up yet and have been brainrotted by autistic forums.
suck my micropenis faggot
 
Still SMV mogs most of the planet besides maybe very few select individuals. Tristan tate? really? nobody besides manosphere/redpill kids even know who the fuck this guy is. He's just known as andrew tates brother, that's it. Objectively his body/height carries him, his lower 3rd is recessed, he's balding badly.
Ronaldo is a household name thats why he SMV mogs everybody.
Even Messi could get any woman he wanted but he is still subhuman.
Also, no woman notices the "lower third recession" you are talking about. Its literally only people on this forum who do. Its not like his chin is recessed or some shit.
Balding he has fixed with a transplant already
 
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NOR-WOOD-ING. Daily reminder: take your finasteride pill.
 
He already had a transplant and his hair looks good nowadays
It doesn't. His hair line shape is extremely unnatural. If he took it earlier he wouldn't need shitty turk transplant.
 
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It doesn't. His hair line shape is extremely unnatural. If he took it earlier he wouldn't need shitty turk transplant.
it looks good enough. of course you will never get the hairline of someone who never went bald in his life
 
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it looks good enough. of course you will never get the hairline of someone who never went bald in his life
It does not. The temporal recession is too deep for how low the hair line is. And you can definitely get a NW1. It's not hard just the density will not be the same.
 
It does not. The temporal recession is too deep for how low the hair line is. And you can definitely get a NW1. It's not hard just the density will not be the same.
no real person looks at hairlines and goes damn the temporal recession is too deep. Its just people in here.
Its like someone who is NW3 but has good density, normal people don't look at him and think hes balding
 
no real person looks at hairlines and goes damn the temporal recession is too deep. Its just people in here.
Its like someone who is NW3 but has good density, normal people don't look at him and think hes balding
Bro people do notice if you're balding they jsut don't use looksmaxxing terms. Women notice every little thing, whether they care or choose to say anything is another story.
 
chupa mi polla la perra

i know spanish
 
chupa mi polla la perra

i know spanish
 
His face is lopsided. Other than that, he looks good.
 
It's his height, that's all
 
I was scrolling through IG explore and this dude popped up
Tristan Tate
6'3, built like a tank, ideal coloring, above average face, dressed like a MAN, moneymaxxed and statusmaxxed.
If you don't think this guy has peak SMV, keep your PSL retardation to yourself.
Keep thinking hollow cheeks and cringe fringe haircuts are going to make a difference in your SMV.
This type of guy has immense presence in real life, you're literally just kids who haven't grown up yet and have been brainrotted by autistic forums.
This type of dude attract "high" value women with lip fillers and shit like that.
 
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no real person looks at hairlines and goes damn the temporal recession is too deep. Its just people in here.
Its like someone who is NW3 but has good density, normal people don't look at him and think hes balding
Troll account surely
 
Legit af.
him and michele morrone are peak smv in my imo. tall dark and handsome
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Mogged by billionaire Gustav Magnar Witzøe

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peak smv for 40 yo roasties? no shit bro
Peak SMV for ur oneitis, hed fly her out on his jet and creampie her 7 times over
 
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This type of dude attract "high" value women with lip fillers and shit like that.
Yeah so all the ig models white zoomers on this forum jerk off to 50 times at home
 
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I was scrolling through IG explore and this dude popped up
Tristan Tate
6'3, built like a tank, ideal coloring, above average face, dressed like a MAN, moneymaxxed and statusmaxxed.
If you don't think this guy has peak SMV, keep your PSL retardation to yourself.
Keep thinking hollow cheeks and cringe fringe haircuts are going to make a difference in your SMV.
This type of guy has immense presence in real life, you're literally just kids who haven't grown up yet and have been brainrotted by autistic forums.
norwood 3 cope:lul::lul:
 
And then you realise that he had to do all of that to pull a bitch which chad fucked on the first date.

State of this forum
 
peak smv, this is why he was dating 40 year old micheal jackson
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peak smv, this is why he was dating 40 year old micheal jackson
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that is just a publicity stunt, this is how they became celebrities in Romania and subsqeuently grew their fame outside of it. That bitch was very famous in Romanja
Everything that is televised like this is fake af and should be taken into considerstion
 

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