I got herpes

[Danish_Retard]

Fucked two people kn total, only kissed them too, this isnt fucking fair.

 

[Yliaster]

Mogger Chin

 

[Sprinkles]

the hoes u was fucking was sucking on BBC

 

[Deleted member 52452]

idiot

 

[moggathon]

Fucked two people kn total, only kissed them too, this isnt fucking fair.

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You have absolutely no luck in life

 

[moggathon]

idiot

-obese

 

[Deleted member 52452]

-obese

-from Bradford

 

[n9wiff]

I am praying for your recovery bhai

 

[Miant Gimplants]

i got scabies from some bitch and a lip infection from another so i feel your pain

 

[murdah]

Thats what happens in Bangkok

 

[moggathon]

-from Bradford

Not quite. How do you even get obese at 6’3? What age did it start?

 

[Deleted member 52452]

Not quite. How do you even get obese at 6’3? What age did it start?

idk you just get overféd as a kid

 

[IRL_Reject]

Fucked two people kn total, only kissed them too, this isnt fucking fair.

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Unreal. I have fucked upwards of 50 literal whores who I paid for sex and have never had a single std. literally kissing all of them and having nasty unprotected sex with many

 

[moggathon]

idk you just get overféd as a kid

How’s the cut going?

 

[normie_joe]

Fucked two people kn total, only kissed them too, this isnt fucking fair.

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Actually get tested.

 

[Deleted member 52452]

How’s the cut going?

there is no cut only gymmax

 

[Danish_Retard]

Actually get tested.

Too expensive here, while free in Denmark, also the incubation period for almost all common STDs is 3 weeks, I'll wait till I get to Denmark.

Got some anti viral cream and pills...

i got scabies from some bitch and a lip infection from another so i feel your pain

Ah yeah, scabies, infamously a lifelong chronic sicknes.

Unreal. I have fucked upwards of 50 literal whores who I paid for sex and have never had a single std. literally kissing all of them and having nasty unprotected sex with many
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Aaaaahhahhahaha

I am god's hated.

2 people in an entire life, both wearing condoms.

Every time I try to improve my life...

 

[TechnoBoss]

I'm so sorry to hear brother. Some people only get one outbreak when they first get it and then they never get one again. I think in the future they will come out with a technology that can get rid of it permanently.

You're traveling? Where did you pick it up? SEA?

 

[AlexBrown84]

don’t worry

lip herpes doesn’t show up on std tests so you can lie and say you have no stds

just don’t kiss girls when it’s active

and rub ice on it to help it go away faster

best wishes,

Dr. Alex

 

[humanoidsub7]

sex haver ramblings dnrd

 

[Ricky212]

ewwwwww

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I'm so sorry to hear brother. Some people only get one outbreak when they first get it and then they never get one again. I think in the future they will come out with a technology that can get rid of it permanently.

You're traveling? Where did you pick it up? SEA?

Bro is in Thailand and fucking whores raw what did he expect would happen.

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Wait what, you fucked them but you only kissed them? Hmmm something doesn't add up.

 

[Debetro]

You can have herpes while being a kissless permavirgin like me

 

[TsarTsar444]

50% of humans on Earth have Herpes and Spring is the most common time when reactivation of laten infections happen from the dormant virus mostly from the wacky weather changes this period

 

[TechnoBoss]

Wait what, you fucked them but you only kissed them? Hmmm something doesn't add up.

There's two different types of herpes. HSV1 (which is on the lips mostly) and HSV2 which is genital herpes. The person he got it from probably didn't have genital herpes, only HSV1.

 

[Miant Gimplants]

Ah yeah, scabies, infamously a lifelong chronic sicknes.

nvm u deserve it

 

[Eriot Lodger]

There's two different types of herpes. HSV1 (which is on the lips mostly) and HSV2 which is genital herpes. The person he got it from probably didn't have genital herpes, only HSV1.

My confusion is in how he can say he fucked them while simultaneously saying he only kissed them.

 

[Danish_Retard]

I'm so sorry to hear brother. Some people only get one outbreak when they first get it and then they never get one again. I think in the future they will come out with a technology that can get rid of it permanently.

You're traveling? Where did you pick it up? SEA?

Fuck man I really hope so.

Picked it up in Bangkok I think.

don’t worry

lip herpes doesn’t show up on std tests so you can lie and say you have no stds

just don’t kiss girls when it’s active

and rub ice on it to help it go away faster

best wishes,

Dr. Alex

Fuck really! That's amazing, I'll just lie about it then, if I get a breakout at boarding school I'll blame whoever I fucked

Wait what, you fucked them but you only kissed them? Hmmm something doesn't add up.

What I meant is that I did not kiss any other women than the ones I had sex with.

You can have herpes while being a kissless permavirgin like me

God really has his favourites and his hated huh.

 

[Debetro]

God really has his favourites and his hated huh.

Oral herpes is quite common. There's a lot of people who have it but don't show symptoms. What's uncommon is genital herpes

 

[MoggerGaston]

incel tier luck, brutal

 

[Danish_Retard]

Bro is in Thailand and fucking whores raw what did he expect would happen.

I've never had sex without a condom and never had sex with a prostitute.

 

[StrangerDanger]

sex haver

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

I'm so sorry to hear brother. Some people only get one outbreak when they first get it and then they never get one again. I think in the future they will come out with a technology that can get rid of it permanently.

You're traveling? Where did you pick it up? SEA?

I dont see the problem, his lips look thicker now and i doubt they are more painful than accutane lips.

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

"people"

 

[trueceI]

How old was the ladyboy

 

[Danish_Retard]

I dont see the problem, his lips look thicker now and i doubt they are more painful than accutane lips.

I'm on accutane too

How old was the ladyboy

Younger than me, I think 2004

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

I'm on accutane too


Younger than me, I think 2004

Havnt done accutane in 2 years, got too many nosebleeds just spamming tazerac now

 

[Danish_Retard]

Havnt done accutane in 2 years, got too many nosebleeds just spamming tazerac now

Haven't gotten any sides yet tho ngl

 

[Danish_Smartass]

Sådan går det når man rejser den halve verden rundt for at stikke sin pik op i små drenge

 

[flippasav]

Nice chin

 

[Danish_Retard]

Sådan går det når man rejser den halve verden rundt for at stikke sin pik op i små drenge

Vi lever vel begge op til vores navne her i øjeblikket

Nice chin

Thanks bro

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

This is why hookup culture is aids

 

[murdah]

This is why hookup culture is aids

Pun intended?

 

[Imretarded?]

Fucked two people kn total, only kissed them too, this isnt fucking fair.

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Hmm, that's terribly dark hair for a Dane...

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Pun intended?

Maybe baby

 

[Danish_Smartass]

sex haver

Op kunde ha åkt till latinamerika och haft kul med töserna där som jag men åkte till thailand och satte på en ladyboy

 

[Aladin]

Fucked two people kn total, only kissed them too, this isnt fucking fair.

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You had sex? With non prostitutes?

 

[Danish_Retard]

Hmm, that's terribly dark hair for a Dane...

What does this mean?

You had sex? With non prostitutes?

No we only held hands

And never been to a prostitute, you could go on 10 dates for the cost of one prostitute

 

[Aladin]

What does this mean?


No we only held hands

And never been to a prostitute, you could go on 10 dates for the cost of one prostitute

So still virgin? But you kissed to get the herpes?