How I became a pornstar

[BadaBing]

I was just a normal guy, chilling at home and was bored so I decided to watch some porn. I use my laptop to watch porn. Anyways I finish and go to bed. The next morning I check my email and I have something like this




Says that they hacked my webcam while I was jerking off and will send it all over unless I pay $$$$$$ in bitcoin


Well being a broke Chad who works at mcdonalds I tell them I don't have any money and they send my sex tape all over facebook


I don't mind cause it's just me jerking off my horse cock. A week later I get another email, this time its from bangbros. They want to hire me on as a male pornstar and want to fly me to california to shoot a scene with Riley Reed and Lana Rhoades. I fly to California and fuck them both for 2 hours until all the scenes are done. They pay me 5000$ cash and tell me my next shoot is next week. I stay in Riley Reed's house with her until the next shoot because she "loves my massive dong"

 

[Vidyacoper]

larps me

 

[BadaBing]

larps me

cope

 

[Deleted member 5912]

larping faggot

 

[Pillarman]

lol these scam emails never die, means some people still fall for it, crazy insane

 

[BadaBing]

larping faggot

Keep coping. @RichardSpencel is the sound guy

 

[RedKeyboard]

Tales from the Basement #348234

 

[RichardSpencel]

Keep coping. @RichardSpencel is the sound guy

Yeah I play the husband who watches,I was against it at first especially when he said he would be fucking my irl wife and I was like isn't that called "cuck"

But then he said "nah bro,that's called the sound guy" and now I have a full time job,pretty sweet.

 

[BadaBing]

Yeah I play the husband who watches,I was against it at first especially when he said he would be fucking my irl wife and I was like isn't that called "cuck"

But then he said "nah bro,that's called the sound guy" and now I have a full time job,pretty sweet.

@Mohamad why did you huh react to that? Are u retarded bro or don't understand a joke. Oh wait your name is Mohamad so it's probably both

 

[RichardSpencel]

Are u retarded bro or don't understand a joke.

So I'm not actually the sound guy?
There was never a sound guy job was there?

 

[Deleted member 5912]

@Mohamad why did you huh react to that? Are u retarded bro or don't understand a joke. Oh wait your name is Mohamad so it's probably both

stfu you Indian janitor go back to picking up my garbage you worthless piece of shit
I understood it but I reacted huh cuz it aint funny
I bully retard like you for my personal amusement

So I'm not actually the sound guy?
There was never a sound guy job was there?

omg your so funny

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

All you see from my webcam is my lens distorted face 5 inches away from it.

 

[BadaBing]

So I'm not actually the sound guy?
There was never a sound guy job was there?

I'm sorry bro but Tyrone didn't really have to live with you either for 4 months... the scene was only one hour

 

[EasternRightWinger15]

you are something else op, caging hard today thanks to you

 

[basedfedoracel]

title has me loling

 

[Deleted member 3328]

Hilarious greycel. Not bad.

 

[basedfedoracel]

https://looksmax.org/threads/fartsmashing-results.136208/

 

[BadaBing]

stfu you Indian janitor go back to picking up my garbage you worthless piece of shit
I understood it but I reacted huh cuz it aint funny
I bully retard like you for my personal amusement

omg your so funny

stfu i'm a greycel and yet mog you in forum status already

 

[Deleted member 5912]

stfu i'm a greycel and yet mog you in forum status already

please slit your wrists gaycel
and congrats for mogging my forum status
what a great accomplishment
while you are busy jerking off to your forum stats I am jerking off in your moms mouth

 

[BadaBing]

please slit your wrists gaycel
and congrats for mogging my forum status
what a great accomplishment
while you are busy jerking off to your forum stats I am jerking off in your moms mouth

This forum represents irl. I'm a chad on this forum and you're an ethnic weirdo. Same as in irl

 

[Deleted member 5912]

This forum represents irl. I'm a chad on this forum and you're an ethnic weirdo. Same as in irl

jfl at your level of autism
enough said
I am going to stop bullying you
I hope your mental health improves

 

[BadaBing]

jfl at your level of autism
enough said
I am going to stop bullying you
I hope your mental health improves

The whole forum everytime you speak

 

[Lars2210]

How does Adam22 butthole taste OP??

 

[BadaBing]

How does Adam22 butthole taste OP??

huh

 

[Lars2210]

huh

BALLIN LIKE AN ATHLETE BUT GOT NO JUMPER!!!!!!!

 

[RedKeyboard]

"So there I was, when I see this guys slong all over Facebook.... and I knew I had to have him on the show"