Easy LifeHack Technique to Get Out of Bed & Stop Rotting

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What you want to do is create a Music Playlist on your phone of absolute trash songs that you hate, and always turn off when you hear them.

When you want to or need to get out your bed because you’re rotting and too lazy to get up and do something...

You, raise the volume on your phone to maximum, turn the playlist on shuffle, throw your phone across the room, where you would need to get up to get it.

High chance you’re addicted to your phone and always on it, and the unbearable music will make you turn it off.


Today I tried this, and got out of my bed in a record 4 minutes time.

I sat through the entire “What Does the Fox Say”, and could only stand 30 Seconds of “Centuries” by Fall Out Boy.

Did this along with throwing my Nicotine Vape across the room.



Really worked. I cooked food for the first time in weeks probably, and ate for the first time in days. Took a shower probably first time in a week.

Made myself Mac n Cheese, & 6 cheeseburgers with bacon.
Eating 2 now, 2 for later. 2 saved for tomorrow.


If you have any other tips to quickly get out of bed or to stop rotting, please recommend.

You can use YouTube, Applemusic, or Spotify, etc to create your Music Playlist

Artists and Songs I recommend

Billie Eyelash
Cardi B
Eminem’s Revival
Skrillex
Fifth Harmony









Again if you have anymore tips to quickly get out bed and stop rotting, please recommend.
 
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Just turn on "Slayer" and become slayer theory.
 
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Y’all some fags, this actually good sound advice

“muh just be a slayer”

ha, shutcho mouth lame bitch ass graycel.
 
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Y’all some fags, this actually good sound advice

“muh just be a slayer”

ha, shutcho mouth lame bitch ass graycel.
just take "raining blood pill" jbs love first time
 
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TEAM 10

all my fav songs are in your list.
 
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shit thread as per usual
 
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That's not a problem to me anymore, just do it
there's nothing else, JUST DO IT

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What you want to do is create a Music Playlist on your phone of absolute trash songs that you hate, and always turn off when you hear them.

When you want to or need to get out your bed because you’re rotting and too lazy to get up and do something...

You, raise the volume on your phone to maximum, turn the playlist on shuffle, throw your phone across the room, where you would need to get up to get it.

High chance you’re addicted to your phone and always on it, and the unbearable music will make you turn it off.


Today I tried this, and got out of my bed in a record 4 minutes time.

I sat through the entire “What Does the Fox Say”, and could only stand 30 Seconds of “Centuries” by Fall Out Boy.

Did this along with throwing my Nicotine Vape across the room.



Really worked. I cooked food for the first time in weeks probably, and ate for the first time in days. Took a shower probably first time in a week.

Made myself Mac n Cheese, & 6 cheeseburgers with bacon.
Eating 2 now, 2 for later. 2 saved for tomorrow.


If you have any other tips to quickly get out of bed or to stop rotting, please recommend.

You can use YouTube, Applemusic, or Spotify, etc to create your Music Playlist

Artists and Songs I recommend

Billie Eyelash
Cardi B
Eminem’s Revival
Skrillex
Fifth Harmony









Again if you have anymore tips to quickly get out bed and stop rotting, please recommend.

I'd just go back to bed
 
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Fucking genius advice
 
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I'd just go back to bed
With these songs playing loudly?
Also this isn’t really if you are asleep

this is if you’re already awake just rotting in bed.

worked for me, will work for you unless you like all that cringey gay ass fag music.
 
A strategy I do is count to 10 and if I’m not up by the 10th second then idk but I’m always up by the 10th second, it’s like my brain kicks into fight or flight
 
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A strategy I do is count to 10 and if I’m not up by the 10th second then idk but I’m always up by the 10th second, it’s like my brain kicks into fight or flight
I always try that, does nothing

I could continue

But this was pretty effective for me, a major rotter.

An annoying trash song playlist playing loudly and your phone across the room will definitely get you up.
 
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I always try that, does nothing

I could continue

But this was pretty effective for me, a major rotter.

An annoying trash song playlist playing loudly and your phone across the room will definitely get you up.
Yeh whatever works for you man
 

It's okay for me.I am not big fan of djent,but i l like new Doom's ost.I am listening mostly industrial rock,metal or harder genres
 
not even hating but ur fucked mentally

if u dont have the willpower, short term shit like lsd microdosing and playing shitty music will never permanently fix you

jesus
 
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not even hating but ur fucked mentally

if u dont have the willpower, short term shit like lsd microdosing and playing shitty music will never permanently fix you

jesus
Shut the fuck up ugly delusional curry, it’s over for you regardless of what you do.

You following me around like a dog to bark is just proof of this.
 
Shut the fuck up ugly delusional curry, it’s over for you regardless of what you do.

You following me around like a dog to bark is just proof of this.
yet ur the virgin and im not

im sorry man jesus but yeah im right ur mentally fucked

microdosing lsd and playing billie eilish when u wake up isnt gonna fix ur depression retard im laughing so hard at your fried brain

funniest part is i mog you
 
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yet ur the virgin and im not

im sorry man jesus but yeah im right ur mentally fucked

microdosing lsd and playing billie eilish when u wake up isnt gonna fix ur depression retard im laughing so hard at your fried brain

funniest part is i mog you
Funny thing is I didn’t read. Lol Kill yourself you subhuman.
 
Funny thing is I didn’t read. Lol Kill yourself you subhuman.
thats funny too. you read everytime but my roasts are so brutal to comeback at u just cope like a kid and say dnr

again sorry for ur brain man if u want the bullying to stop lmk
 
thats funny too. you read everytime but my roasts are so brutal to comeback at u just cope like a kid and say dnr

again sorry for ur brain man if u want the bullying to stop lmk
Dnrd
 

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